So, random factoid about the snarky and sassy one... I hate exercise. Like LOATHE it. So, how do I sneak it past myself to actually get some exercise without, you know, doing crunches?? I dance. Not all that well necessarily, but I dance. I LOVE to dance. Dancing isn't a workout... it just has the side effect of raising my heart rate and making me sweat a little. (in a totally hot way, not in an eww, get a towel way - at least in my delusional mind, and it's my delusion, leave it alone)
Ok, so, my quandry, or question that has me perplexed this week... has to do with alcohol and dancing. Hang on, it's gonna take me a minute to get there, enjoy the ride.
My dancing - since you know, with two smallish children I can't go clubbing every night, consists of Just Dance on the Wii, and I just bought Zumba for the Wii in the hopes that having to move my hips so much will help me tone up that nasty mid-section that I'd love to blame on my children and 2 c-sections, but let's face it, I like to eat. So, I try to dance a little during the week - as I have time or inclination, to get a little of that "E" word.
This week, we went to dinner, and I had a margarita, or three. We came home, and I thought, well, I not only had stupid empty calories in the margarita or three, I also had a couple bites of dessert... So, let's dance.
SHIT! All this moving and jumping around freakin' hurts my head. I think I might just have an ax sticking out of my head. Can someone please look and see if I accidentally met an ax murderer and didn't notice??
stop. quandry time.
wtf? I don't understand this... Normally when I do, on that rare occasion, go out to a club to dance, I am, of course, enjoying a margarita or five, or shots of patron, or, well, whatever else I feel like drinking, or someone feels like buying me (insert cute little grin here). And I never have a headache when I'm dancing. And this dancing after dinner and drinks, wasn't like I waited 3 hours after the margaritas and then thought lets' dance... So, is it because I'm continuing to drink WHILE I dance that makes my head not hurt? Or did I just not drink ENOUGH to dance to? If that's the case, let's try that again! and, furthering my quandry, is this... I don't get hang-overs. Like never. ever. have never had one. no matter WHAT I did the night before. (don't hate me). But this felt like what I assume a hangover feels like. HTF do I end up feeling like that just 30 minutes after having three margaritas?
I know, stupid random quandry. Hi, that's me! Please continue with your regularly scheduled lives. I'll just go try another margarita or three and see if it was a fluke. :)
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